Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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