Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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