when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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