Don't you send me to vm
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Randomize
