Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Randomize
