Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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