she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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