I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
