as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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