Your tits are I can't wait for
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
In America we eat man semen.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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