so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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