I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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