Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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