I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
i came on her dog
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Randomize
