He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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