if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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