I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Are we in a gay sports bar?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Randomize
