this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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