The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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