I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Randomize
