sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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