the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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