he referred to my room as the tit cave...
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Just high enough for therapy.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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