Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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