yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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