Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i was born a porn star she said
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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