I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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