Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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