You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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