You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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