that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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