It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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