Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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