I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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