don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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