You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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