just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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