"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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