and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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