Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
