At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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