Whoa Z and x make the same sound
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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