i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Reggie can tackle my bush.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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