So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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