road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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