I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Reggie can tackle my bush.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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