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Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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