Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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