Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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