so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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