didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
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